Cynical Pervert

I imagine you’ve been there since last night, and were...

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:25:18 -0400

I imagine you’ve been there since last night, and were just too drunk to make the final stretch to the door. Am I right?

My Belt Buckle + your midrif = painful times.

Mon, 12 Sep 2011 12:24:00 -0400

My Belt Buckle + your midrif = painful times.

Congratulations, you can use photoshop. Well done.

Tue, 06 Sep 2011 09:19:29 -0400

Congratulations, you can use photoshop. Well done.

EPIC LUNGE!!!!!!

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 09:04:40 -0400

EPIC LUNGE!!!!!!

Were you ever shown how to put your bra on? You have it REALLY...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 09:03:32 -0400

Were you ever shown how to put your bra on? You have it REALLY wrong.

xtumblrhottiesx: I feel like I’m witnessing some kind of suicide, where I’ve already...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 08:58:03 -0400

xtumblrhottiesx:

I feel like I’m witnessing some kind of suicide, where I’ve already drank the kool-aid, and I’m slowly fading out of consciousness as my girl falls to the ground….

I….. Cant’r really tell what’s going on...

Sat, 20 Aug 2011 06:37:59 -0400

I….. Cant’r really tell what’s going on here…. I think it’s an ass?

who’s is the dirty underwear in the corner?

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 06:48:24 -0400

who’s is the dirty underwear in the corner?

xtumblrhottiesx: Stop giving me the finger while you’re naked. It’s confusing and a...

Tue, 16 Aug 2011 08:36:16 -0400

xtumblrhottiesx:

Stop giving me the finger while you’re naked. It’s confusing and a total buzz kill :(

“SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER...

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:09:57 -0400

“SLAYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!!!”

or,

“METAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAL!!!”

“GAPE”

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:05:04 -0400

“GAPE”

seriously, were you that desperate to get your tits out on the...

Mon, 15 Aug 2011 08:00:18 -0400

seriously, were you that desperate to get your tits out on the internet that you couldn’t wait five minutes to get a bit of a charge?

Or was it, like, 2 minutes until Topless Tuesday finished?

hairier than my ass for sure.

Fri, 12 Aug 2011 13:04:22 -0400

hairier than my ass for sure.

http://chuyloco.tumblr.com/ Put those away and tidy your...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:29:10 -0400

http://chuyloco.tumblr.com/

Put those away and tidy your room. you have homework to do.

http://lovelylettuce.tumblr.com/ Gotta get out of this shirt...

Mon, 08 Aug 2011 12:28:18 -0400

http://lovelylettuce.tumblr.com/

Gotta get out of this shirt after a hard days lumberjacking….

Wow, you’re so old school, you scanned this picture in. ...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:09:59 -0400

Wow, you’re so old school, you scanned this picture in. Holiday snap?

forconsciencesakes We had top reblog this ‘cos she...

Sat, 06 Aug 2011 11:09:02 -0400

forconsciencesakes

We had top reblog this ‘cos she threatened our families,

We did NOT find it hot :(

false-love-is-real-life: Blahh!...

Thu, 04 Aug 2011 05:56:51 -0400

false-love-is-real-life:

Blahh! :)

“911”

“yeah, please help me, I think there’s someone in my house! I’m hiding in the bathroom”

“ok, everything will be fine, but first things first, duckface and take a picture of yourself in the mirror”

Sexy heels you got there, lady….

Tue, 02 Aug 2011 06:10:59 -0400

Sexy heels you got there, lady….

SCENE PORN “can you pass me a...

Mon, 11 Jul 2011 06:12:45 -0400

SCENE PORN

“can you pass me a tissue”

“whu… what? I’m sleeping…, just finish anywhere”

“no no, I have, totally on you, but I need a tissue ‘cos I want to cry….”